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Superb one

 A guy went for an interview in a big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator". The HR man asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this Job"? "Well", he replied, "I hacked your computer and invited myself to this interview. "  

My Father Speaking

Little Bran: My son has a high fever and will not be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Bran: This is my Father speaking :)

A crazy driver

A policeman asked a driver, "How did the accident take place?" The driver replied, " Sorry sir! I was busy collecting fare from the passengers."

The Cunning God

(A man talking to God) The man: "God? How long is a million year?" God: "To me, it's about a minute."   The man: "God? How is a million dollar ?" God: "To me, it's a penny."   The man: "God? May I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute!"😆😆

Screw my cap on

If it was a blustery day, you could be sure to hear my dad remark, “It was so windy today, I had to wrinkle my forehead and screw my cap on to keep it there!"

At the Dollar Store

During a job interview at the 99 Cents store, my son was asked, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” My son’s reply: “At the Dollar Store.” He got the job.

No horns please

Cows wear bells because they cannot honk their horns.

Such a handy thing

I recently broke my finger. On the other hand, I am okay.

Fate of parallel lines

Parallel lines have everything in common, yet its s shame that they will never meet.