A guy went for an interview in a big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator". The HR man asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this Job"? "Well", he replied, "I hacked your computer and invited myself to this interview. "
Little Bran: My son has a high fever and will not be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Bran: This is my Father speaking :)
A policeman asked a driver, "How did the accident take place?" The driver replied, " Sorry sir! I was busy collecting fare from the passengers."
(A man talking to God) The man: "God? How long is a million year?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God? How is a million dollar ?" God: "To me, it's a penny." The man: "God? May I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute!"😆😆
If it was a blustery day, you could be sure to hear my dad remark, “It was so windy today, I had to wrinkle my forehead and screw my cap on to keep it there!"
During a job interview at the 99 Cents store, my son was asked, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” My son’s reply: “At the Dollar Store.” He got the job.