A policeman asked a driver, "How did the accident take place?" The driver replied, " Sorry sir! I was busy collecting fair from the passengers."
(A man talking to God) The man: "God? How long is a million year?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God? How is a million dollar ?" God: "To me, it's a penny." The man: "God? May I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute!"😆😆
If it was a blustery day, you could be sure to hear my dad remark, “It was so windy today, I had to wrinkle my forehead and screw my cap on to keep it there!"